you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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