MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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