Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Also, beer. Big fan.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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