we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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