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(305): View more from Florida

I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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(217): View more from Illinois

some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens

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(609): View more from New Jersey

there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them

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(216): View more from Ohio

I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.

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(214): View more from Texas

His apartment number was 69. I had to.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.

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(904): View more from Florida

the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless

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(763): View more from Minnesota

No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.

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(703): View more from Virginia

he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too

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