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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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