Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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