similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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