All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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