I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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