; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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