using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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