Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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