She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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