Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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