I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Couch. On fire.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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