My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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