he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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