someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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