Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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