It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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