He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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