He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Damn victory sex feels great
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize