remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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