Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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