we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i would punch a child for taco bell
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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