so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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