I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Bring me that man meat
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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