he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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