Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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