This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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