it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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