It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize