mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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