Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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