i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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