i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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