i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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