obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He shit in the fireplace
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
