i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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