he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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