just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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