names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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