yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
well you can't waste a boner
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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