my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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