I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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