Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love black thongs
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Less talking, more tequila
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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