Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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