"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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