She is in my trunk
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Help. Why am I so naked?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
