the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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