spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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