Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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